tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via the-eventual-sometime)

(Source: kiekstn, via funkincronuts)

(Source: memewhore, via funkincronuts)

(Source: seinfeldia, via jfallonlove)

agentsex:

congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

image

Jerusalem is the center of the universe?

(via supernalchiku)

(Source: drunkonstephen)

consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

(Source: mccoyly, via cleolinda)

Tags: gpoy iron man

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(via lady-hakunamatata)

longroadtoparadise:

Jesus take the—BUCKY NO

longroadtoparadise:

Jesus take the—BUCKY NO

(via hughdancytwinkfanclub)

docktahwatson:

My dash did a thing.

docktahwatson:

My dash did a thing.

(via hughdancytwinkfanclub)

tonimorrisons:

amenpenis:

cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

(via ashhole3117)

wariojo:

dekutree:

wheelcher2:

the white guy is killin me

"hmm..yes..ho….mhm"

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

(Source: northgang, via funkincronuts)